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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, accomplished Jai Alai champion and beloved opera singer, founded VMIIUGI in 1997, with one simple mission statement: to apply the values of synergy and human capital to business ventures and other fiduciary instruments as guidelines of the building blocks of corporate foundation as per ventures incorporated and such as. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is but one of Barney's (Neil Patrick Harris) many non de plume's on the show. Von Matterhorn made an appearance this evening, setting off an explosion of web interest – most of it propelled by the discovery of a Wikipedia page that had been created for the character.
To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: 'Yeah. It's me.'
Girl: 'Do I know you?'
You: 'I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.'
Girl: 'Are you, like, famous, or something?'
You: 'Yes.. You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..'
Girl: 'Shelley.'
You: 'Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao.'
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back..
You: 'Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?'
Girl: 'Yes! Please.'
You: 'What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?'
Girl: 'Oh, Lorenzo.'
And it is on.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: 'Yeah. It's me.'
Girl: 'Do I know you?'
You: 'I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.'
Girl: 'Are you, like, famous, or something?'
You: 'Yes.. You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..'
Girl: 'Shelley.'
You: 'Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao.'
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back..
You: 'Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?'
Girl: 'Yes! Please.'
You: 'What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?'
Girl: 'Oh, Lorenzo.'
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born somewhere in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. The exact date and circumstances of his birth are unknown since he was immediately placed in a basket and tossed in a river.
Young Lorenzo rode the pristine Alpine glacial melt waters for hundreds of miles before a young Milanese woman discovered the basket along the banks of the river Po. Some say it was this first early journey to Milan that fueled his love for both exploration and fashion. The woman would raise Lorenzo as her own, naming him Lorenzo after her father and giving him the surname Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage as well as his uncommonly large penis.
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Shortly after his family moved to New York City in the late 70's, Lorenzo began rescuing stray puppies and other cute animals. Casino cruise near me. As someone who had been abandoned himself, Lorenzo recognized both the pain of loneliness as well as the power of hope. Supernova online casino.
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn Story
One evening, while nursing a particularly cute Cocker Spaniel back to health, Lorenzo noticed the rest of his brood howling in unison. Curious as to their abilities, he spent the next several months developing their voices and then entered them as a musical act in a local festival under the name DOG STEVENS. What is the best casino game to play. They took first place, and went on to become one of the most successful animal musical acts since The Beatles.